Awkward Meetings Meme!
  • Funny ways to start an interaction between characters! Send some!: -
  • "Hi. Are you here for the cat obsession support group, too?"
  • "Oh my gosh! Are you pregnant?"
  • "Don't go in there. I just farted."
  • "Be ready. At 1 o'clock you-know-who's doing you-know-what at you-know-where."
  • "OH MY GOD! HEY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER! *hugs* Wait... Oh. Sorry, you weren't who I thought you were..."
  • "Do you know when the Supreme Leader is supposed to get here?"
  • "Have you prepared yourself for the zombie apocalypse?"
  • "Do you know what gets blood off upholstery?"
  • "CONGRATULATIONS! You're the 53rd person to avoid making eye contact with me today! That means you get a free invasion-of-personal-space hug!"
  • "Um... You've got some toilet paper on the bottom of your shoe. I just thought you should know."
  • "Hypothetically... How would you want your stalker to introduce themselves to you?"
  • "I think that hot dog isn't using the right bicycle, if you know what I mean *wink, wink*"
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